Handbrake turns
I can hear the screeching tyres in Canary Wharf from here. The Independent has had a rethink and has decided that you know what, cannabis and all that is still dangerous and should be illegal.
Well, really.
Apparently the good old fashioned hash is fine, but these youngsters these days don't want to smoke what their parents did, and use skunk instead. They didn't think of that.